So help me Corps.___________________________________________ Thumb Print I will take pride that I am a man in the Coast Guard and while our ships may not be big or pack much firepower, at least we aren't in the Chair Force. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will ever see is a court-martial for sexual harassment. US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I will arrive at work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave every day at 1300 to report back to the “company.” I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working in construction with my friends from high school.
U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT. I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away four years of my life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...Why not?" I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers in my boots because I can’t figure out how to use blousing straps. Signature:__________________ Date:_______________ U.S. The oath of enlistment is administered by any commissioned officer to any person enlisting or re-enlisting for a term of service into any branch of the military. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. I, ________________ (state name here), swear...uhhhh...high-and-tight... grunt... cammies... ugh... Air Force women.... HOORAH! I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for the Waffen SS during the winter. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. After completion of my sexual…er…I mean Boot Camp, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left.
US Air Force Oath of Enlistment I, Zoomie, swear to sign away 4 years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I’m too smart for the Army and because the Marines frighten me. A commissioned officer of any service will administer the Oath of Enlistment in DD Form 4 orally, in English, to each application. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice each fiscal year.
After completion of my -- snicker -- "basic training," I will be a lean, mean, doughnut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chairborne Ranger. JavaScript is disabled. I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. On my first trip home after Boot Camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. On my first trip home after boot camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my ninth-grade sweetheart.
I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army and because the Marines frighten me. At one time the Oath of Enlistment was the same for all services. After completion of my sexual -- er -- I mean, BASIC training, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike riding test as a valid form of exercise. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. You must log in or register to reply here. Oh and Drifter, I know my place so if you would please post these where the real Marines can see them (open squad bay) I would appreciate it, thanks. I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, ranks and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States, even though I believe myself to be above that.
using words like “deck, bulkhead, cover, and head” instead of “floor, wall, hat, and toilet.” I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank and ensignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found "colleagues." I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop.
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